Tifa Images
Tifa: "Hello everyone. To start things off, let me say that I am not so immature like everyone else in this crew. Well, except for Nanaki, he's pretty mature. Aren't you?"
Nanaki: ::flicks his tail:: "Indeed, you are correct."
Tifa: "So, I expect everyone to behave themselves."
Nanaki: ::glances at everyone else, as they smile innocently:: "...I am afraid that may be unrealistic."
Sephiroth: ::innocent smile spreads into an evil grin:: "Do not be tedious Nanaki. We would not dream of fouling up Tifa's slideshow experience. Why, an entire picture has gone by already without incident."
Tifa: ::Glares at Sephiroth:: "So it has. In retrospect, it was a pretty good picture of my face. The next one is of me staring into the heavens at my hometown, Nibelheim."
Sephiroth: "That's funny... I thought I burned that irritating little hamlet to the ground."
Tifa: ::flushes bright red::
Rinoafreak: Alright, enough of that, King Narcissist of the Universe.
Sephiroth: ::Looks up in alarm:: "Only King? Last Thursday I was Emperor!" ::Rushes testily to the computer to check his stats online::
Tifa: "Get away from there, I'm trying to present my pictures!"
Tifa: ::grumbles:: "Here I am wondering about Lifestream as it came to the surface to save us from Meteor."
Sephiroth: "A tragedy I shall soon rectify."
Cloud: "You're not cool enough to rectify anything!"
Sephiroth: "Once again, Cloud, you astound us with your infinitessimal brain-cell count."
Cloud: "Huh?"
Rinoafreak: Oh come on, you guys, just look at the pictures!
Sephiroth: "Why yes, this is my favorite one of you, Tifa. I believe it is an image of you getting your bottom kicked."
Cid: "Who the hell says bottom?! ASS, ya *$(&#*! Ass!!"
Vincent: "The irrelivence of these comments goes beyond atonement... into... torture."
Rinoafreak: Oh, now Vincent it really isn't that bad. After all, no one's committed attempted murder yet.
Sephiroth: "Yet another situation I mean to rectify."
Tifa: "SHUT UP!"
Tifa: "... My GOD! You people need to go back to grade school!! What the hell do I have to do just to get you to look at my PICTURES?!!! SEE?!! THIS ONE IS OF ME AND CLOUD'S TORSO!!! ISN'T IT GREAT?!"
Sephiroth: ::face screws up in disgust:: "Well, Cloud's torso certainly isn't!"
Nanaki: "Yes. I am forced to concur with Sephiroth in this one case." ::turns to Cloud:: "Cloud, you do realize muscle-shirts went out of fashion years ago?"
Cloud: ::pouts:: "But I'm cool..."
Tifa: ::rolls her eyes, then gasps at the next picture:: "What??!"
Rinoafreak: Oh.... oops. Sorry, Tifa. I don't know how that got in there.
Tifa: ::turns red as a tomato:: "Like HELL you don't!!! Sephiroth! This is your doing, isn't it?!!!"
Sephiroth: ::turns from the computer console:: "Excuse me. But I am in the middle of voting for myself. I will be the Emperor. And then I will be forced to eliminate you, your very existence defiles the perfect essence of the radiant beauty I bring to this planet."
Rinoafreak: Wow, Sephiroth.... that was insane and conceited, even for you!
Sephiroth: ::twitches:: "I WILL be the Emperor once again!! There is nothing you can do to stop me!!! I will use your blood as my fingerpaint!"
Rinoafreak: Look, everyone... you see this last picture? It says "Friendship." Now, isn't that nice? Wouldn't it be nice if you could all just get along and be friends?
Sephiroth: "I do not need friends. I have mother, and a diabolical plan to destroy the world. Of what use are petty friendships?"
Tifa: "They're to help hold you together when times get tough!"
Nanaki: "And to get bristles out of your fur."
Barret: "And ta push ya off at yo train stop no matta if ya want to or not!"
Vincent: "And to awaken you from your slumber, ridden with thirty years of guilt."
All: "..."
Rinoafreak: Wow, no one's actually trying to kill anone else for once! Well, as you can probably guess, everyone's shouting at each other, except for Yuffie, who's just picking their pockets.
::everyone turns and glares at Yuffie::
Rinoafreak: Whoops! Hehehe...
Okay, well, I can have my fun too, can't I? ^_~
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