Cloud Images
Sephiroth: "You... you dare... to put pictures of my archenemy in front of my pure and unblemished face?!"
Vincent: "Well... unblemished, yes, but pure? I don't think so. And you should keep that to yourself for the moment -- here comes Cloud."
Sephiroth: "...I HATE him!!!"
Rinoafreak: *Note -- It's a wonder my fanfics are serious, isn't it? And the characters are WAAAY different, believe me!*
Picture time ^_^
Sephiroth: "...That divider is simply revolting. I'll ask Mother if we can replace it with some of her doilies."
Vincent: "Sephiroth... why does Jenova keep doilies?"
Sephiroth: "Oh, I put them on her head to shade it from the sun when I take her for walks in the wheel-barrow."
Vincent,Cloud,Rinoafreak: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Sephiroth: "Do not mock Mother. She is extraordinarily sensitive. And she dries out if she is in the sun for too long without something on her head."
Cloud: "So why DOILIES you sick freak?!"
Rinoafreak: Uh-oh. Well, while Sephy chases Cloud in circiles futiley, we should just start looking at the dang pics. Oh and note - there are new pics and a new link as of 3/12/04.
Rinoafreak: Well, here it is. Cloud's face. Who else here is frightened?
Vincent: "Aye."
Sephiroth: :stops chasing Cloud: "I am
insulted." ::takes a closer look at the pic:: "...And terrified. Cloud, I never realized how hideous you are."
insulted." ::takes a closer look at the pic:: "...And terrified. Cloud, I never realized how hideous you are."
Cloud: ::begins to cry::
Rinoafreak: Oh, stop it, stop it. I'll stop writng you!
Cloud: "...:sniff: You are such a bastard, Sephiroth"
Sephiroth: "Thank you."
Vincent: "hmm..."
Cloud: "See? I'm powerful, too. And I would NEVER put doilies on my mother's head."
Sephiroth: "Of course not. I killed her."
Cloud: ::Lunges for Seph's throat::
(Sephy steps aside and Cloud crashes into the wall...)
Rinoafreak: He might be strong... but he still needs some practice.
Rinoafreak: There. Now, isn't that a flattering picture of Cloud?
Sephiroth: "Would anyone mind if I used it to wipe Mother's bottom?"
Vincent: "How about mine?"
All: "..."
Rinoafreak: Umm... yeah! Right, we're all going to move on to the next picture now, and now SEPHY LEAVE IT ON THE PAGE! THERE! Right... now... good boy...
Vincent: "ugh."
Rinoafreak: This one's my favorite of Cloud.
Sephiroth: "I dislike them all."
Vincent: ::snatches the Fire materia from Sephiroth's hand::
Sephiroth: "How dare you! When I become one with the Planet, you all shall be the first to be DAMNED TO AN EXISTENCE OF PERPETUAL SEARING PAIN, MWAHAHAHHA!!!!! ... :ahem:
Vincent: "I deserve it. I must atone for my sins."
Cloud: "Well, I don't!"
Rinoafreak: ::SMACK:: "shh!"
Sephiroth: ::snicker:: "Now, that's a picture taken at a good angle. Hopefully, Cloud is falling to his death on that motorcycle."
Cloud: "hmph! I bet you couldn't ride a motorcycle if you tried."
Sephiroth: "I refuse to grace that ridiculous comment with an intelligent answer."
Rinoafreak: ::sigh:: Will they always be like this? Why can't you all just be friends?
Vincent: "You have overlooked two facts, Rinoafreak. My son's skull is 3 inches thick, and Cloud is a moron."
Cloud: "Ouch! I'm falling!"
Sephiroth: "It will hurt more when you land, I assure you." ::wicked, wicked grin::
Cloud: ::runs away from the others:: "Phew! Okay, do you want to see how cool I am? Do ya, do ya, do ya?!! Well then here's the link to see it!! How cool I am! It's a page of pure Cloudy.. .uh... ness!
Vincent: "Cloud, you are not very cool. You are about as cool as Sephiroth is when he walks his mother in wheelbarrow with a doilie on her head."
Rinoafreak: Well, as you've probably guessed, Sephiroth AND Cloud are currently trying to kill Vincent. So, I'll just leave for a little while before they decide to turn on me. After all, I am writing this.
Oh, but Cloud wasn't kidding - there's a new page of Cloud images, from Advent Children! Check it out:
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